26 Au 18

This Guillermo Sanchez reporting from Wichita Falls, almost OK but it’s ok, for Hotter than Houston 500. Sanchez confused … wondering why this, why here ? … WHY NOW?

Only accommodations Sanchez find is under berry large bridge under interstate system. Easy to find tho and bury convenient. Other guests not so nice but hotel review not what bring Sanchez to this GFP.

Big bike race. No. That not right. HUGE bike RIDE. SANCHEZ no no WHY them call it 500 because there WAY more than that. Like try THOUSANDS. Maybe TEN thousands or more.

OK.

Back to work. Sanchez do interview with rider (3722). (GS)

GS: Excuse senor. You have a moment for interview for folks on Radio Free Hidalgo ?

3722: Not really but go ahead. My urologist told me not to hold it.

GS: Gracias senor. This your first ride ?

3722: Is this your first interview? No. Fifth actually.

GS: You come here FIVE (5) x to do this ?

3722: Oh I know. It sounds insane. How about you ?

GS: Pardon, senor. Allow only Sanchez to ax questions por favor.

3722: OK. Go ahead.

GS: What you ride ? For fans not just Hildalgo but everywhere … por favor.

3722: A 1978 Panasonic …

GS: No, no no … that not what Sanchez mean. How long you ride ?

3722: I guess I started when I was 7. Or 8. Maybe 9.

GS: No. Are you ignorant ? How far today you ride ?

3722: 100M. The BIG one.

GS: And you finish ?

3722: What’s that supposed to mean ?

GS: You old.

3722: No I’m not. You’re stupid. This interview is not over. All you good people in Hidalgo, God Bless you and good luck. This guy is an idiot.

GS: This Guillermo Sanchez reporting from HH15000 in WF, TX. Almost OK but not quite. Can’t imagine anything worse. Okay … OK WOULD BE worse. At least we still in Texas. Let me try to find a more cooperating specimen closer to intelligent life.

Sanchez out.