28 S Friday
Guillermo Sanchez reporting from France, land of the frogs, fries and white flags. Sanchez hit the big time this time with ALL expenses paid to WORLD EVENT. That right 2018 Ryder Cup matches from Le Golf National in Paris (France, NOT Texas).
Sanchez no believe it. Boss in highly celebration mood , say go. Take plastic card. Send back good material inside scoops no one else gets. See what no one else sees.
Sanchez says ‘OK.’
Gabrielle Book flights, get tickets and make all arrangements. Sanchez get to aeropuerto and viola as they say here. Not much time for 1st class report but it late here now and must get to range in early morning to get early skinny.
After day one, (I) here recapitulation. Morning round of four-ball look like all USA taking 3 of 4 matches only loss Eldrick Woods (aka ‘tiger’) and Houstoner Pat Reed. Wood made Captain James Furyk look REALLY bad as late ‘Captains pick.’ Woods record in Ryder Cup berry berry bad. Just saying.
Sanchez wonder what Jimbo smoking. Sanchez see wire picture of USA team debarking plane with arriving Woods with latest hoe of the moment. A plain Jane you ax Sanchez but thanks for KNOT axing.
Sanchez no surprises with Woulds. Him NOT suited NOR CAPABLE in team event. Team NOT in his lexicon. ALWAYS ALL about ME. NOT Sanchez, woods.
Sanchez wonder is woods playing with large turtleneck sweater AND a neck tie too tight? LOTS of choke showing. More tomorrow. Him just along to take girlfriend to France on Uncle Sam’s dime.
Afternoon round USA grab air, get skunked. NO POINTS. Lose ALL FOUR matches. NADA and after first day, US down 5-3 to Europeans.
Fans, Sanchez think it’s ALL OVER NOW. Like in Rolling Stones song.
Here’s why him say so.
Captain Furyk announce line-up and pairings for tomorrow. No changes. NO CHANGES !!
Them did SO GOOD today … what him THINKING ? Resurrection manana ? Toss in the terrycloth ?
Furyk not to be confused with Vince Lombardi that for sure. Poor bastard. Looking like a lamb in a minefield. Sanchez think the 'fix' is in.
This team NOT MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Bring back Cup or DON”T COME HOME. STAY THERE.
Sanchez prolly gonna watch from gin mill here tomorrow as it looks really bad for USA. Report back late with some kind of spin. If it is even CLOSE, Sanchez will go to the course Sunday otherwise get an early flight back.
