Wednesday. 10 12 14 Austin FINAL

It was a cold, overcast morning at the cloud. I was performing broad, high-level surveillance remotely with no particular objective when my tweeter goes off.

It was VA informing me to check my email for added post mortem on the party Saturday night.

I immediately think this can’t be good.

I don’t have much time this morning Fans but this one is both hilarious & weird so it makes it all the more precious.

It turns out that VA got an email from the host Jaime that the party didn’t break up until 4:00. NOT 4:00 am early Sunday morning as one might expect but 4:00 PM Sunday AFTERNOON. Turns out an ambulance had to be called. She closed the message with the escort fee was electronically transferred & receipt confirmation received. When I checked the account transaction report there was an extra $1K in the balance. She is so appreciative & a good tipper.

Do not ax for whom the ambulance rolls …

That’s it for today Fans. One shorty or a ‘quickie.’

NO SUCH THING AS A QUICKIE WITH YOU!!

I know Cindy but even you would not believe the things I need to be doing.

I have an electrical project to complete.

SURE. WATT? CHANGING A LIGHT BULB?

How did you KNOW that? Actually TWO (2) bulbs & they happen to be special bulbs in the oven so it is a delicate operation. There are TOOLS involved.

Besides, I am not sure I like YOUR tone.

I have Christmas projects to finish, then wrap, pack & ship, errands to run & peeps to see most notably the printer with the proof for the annual Christmas card. BTW, I will post it here later so standby.

This is Bill the Electrician clocking out.