4 + 11 = 15

The Boss has given me GRANDE opportunity to write column this day which he says must be done due to number significance. He also remind me to tell readership to recapitulate Masters Day dos, find suitable photo, all before lunch and while him play with wood in garage & dirt in yard. Our Lady of Guadalup.

Sanchez also want to get on executive jet to get to Georgia for live WEEKEND coverage of Masters. Boss say report things not found on networks, like ‘human interest’ but ‘alien interest’.

Me know no if him means turn over rocks, see what scurries out or just hang out near porto-parties seeking deadbeats such as himself.

MASTERS, DIA DOS

Moving day & the field cut trimmed separating the leaders from the neverwills or waderstilnext year. Sanchez no know what this means either but heard Brandull Chamblee says it once.

Jordan Spieth record setting continued. Boss berry happy bout this. Him remind me AGAIN he has Spieth ball. Sanchez wonder what kid do with one ball but if Lance Armstrong can do it, me know ax.

Charlie Hoffman surprised the Boss & Sanchez two a little bit I guess hanging in shooting a second stellar round. Him looked poised & composed on the boob-toob yesterday Boss say.

That as deep as Sanchez get right now today with this report. Mobile phone chirps & says jet is gassed, flight attendents ready for take off so Sanchez out of the cloud here now for Augusta, GA. Next report LIVE. I LOVE The Boss for giving me this assignment & opportunity to exceed.

Sanchez wonder how many laps beverage cart can make up & down aisle on small executive jet between McK Regional & Augusta ? Which flight attendent push cart ? Which one pour ?

So many questions, so little time.

Todays photo collection of balls from them on current Master’s leader board. Sanchez wonder how many other players playing with only one ball ?

Balls l to r: Jordan Spieth, Charlie Hoffman (Americans currently #1 & 2, Justin Rose (UK), Jason Day from Oz, South African Luis Oosthuizen.

Other horses Boss liking on Big Board: Phil (in '09 photo), Bill Haas, Ian Poulter, Kevin Na (long-shot... nah)

This is Guillermo Sanchez signing off & checking out of the cloud in rare role reversal. Sanchez usually do heavy work in jardin & yard while Boss play but not this time.

He is The Great One.

Sanchez LOVE Him for this.