BREAK ONE-NINER

You noticed that this month we missed 18, numerically significant but read on & you’ll get it.

This afternoon I depart for Ft Worth & the 2015 Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial so looks for reports starting after this one.

Yesterday, the day for getting it all together, Silver goes lame. The roadside assistance dude couldn’t get the spare loose but did get air in the right rear inflatable so I limped to the Tire Depot in McK. It wasn’t until 4:31 that I picked it up & the day was gone.

Grace Jones will have security again this year. Guard dogs, killer bees & trained snakes with protect the fort. And this year she has drones for overhead surveillance. That’s right. You heard me. Grace Jones' drones will be guarding the cloud.

Also as last year, her (?) crack staff have permission & orders to shoot to kill & ax questions later so don't get any ideas.

Hang the cost. Protect the Fort.

OK. Must dash to make up for lost yesterday. My Tampa Bay Lightning shirt arrived & this morning I am watching the Bolts drub the NY Rangers via time shift.

This is a tough one. Either team can win & I’ll be happy. The history in me likes the Rangers but the Bolts are more recent & I am a big Steven Stamkos fan so the edge goes to Tampa.

Next report: From Ft Worth.