28th of October 2015

This is Sunita, personal human assistant for Sir William. He requested I do the update this day for Him too busy.

Him did give me outline of issues that would ‘set him off’ if Him could sit down with keyboard at this time. Also, some probing insights and even funny story(ies) Him claims you readership pay for (sometimes/seldom) and accpect.

World Series, Him says ‘who cares?’ Berry glad Him did not stay up late for unhappy ending of sorts. NEXT …

Him up earlier than most days. Says Him want to fini painting large decoy, a mallard, early this day. Him seem pretty thrilled with progress so far but now Him waits for morning light to recommence painting.

Yesterday Him dealt severe time setback of sorts. His friend Walt got back to town & them commiserated at Walt’s house while plumbers replaced underground gas line at Him casa. Him pretty upset with this not believing contractor there is a true ‘leak’ as claimed requiring replacement. Him mentally & emotionally ‘worked up’, self-inflicted Him claim. Also states Him will likely ‘get over it’ after a couple of soaking sessions in the spa with the new heater.

NPR story this morning, about the role & ‘image’ of older women in folklore. Him order me to insert link here so I did that. Him read comments & went to post one Himself but pulled up short when account login & registration required. ‘No way’ Him say. Besides, it FOLKLORE !!

Also, if not women, what else left ? Him get ALL SPUN UP wrt stupidity of this !!

MORE Stupidity ... US first dude, Barock Alabama preaching lies & bs on radio next story. This REALLY set Him off.

First dude in Chicago, preaching ‘gun control’ to convention of US police chiefs. Him say with first dude leading ‘crusade’ for gun control, true to form NOTHING will get done, gun violence will continue unabated, prolly excalate, and social media will be overlooked as the true cause.

Him friend Patty was over for dinner. Menu briefly was bbq pork cutlet, a Thai celery-peanut salad with cloud modifications that was ‘smashing.’ Salvaged black spuds with fried green Hatch chiles imported from NM and some kind of sauerkraut Him seem berry fond of. Nice red wine for a change.

Patty claim finding ‘mouse feces’ (turd) which got Him attention berry rapidly. Him opens independent investigation immediately and find alleged ‘turd’ actually a small piece of twig or branch AND not conclusive evidence of rodent infestation.

Him scold Ms Patty most SEVERELY just short of choking or punching in the neck. Him say totally irresponsible saying such a thing in someone’s home or house. So unfounded. Next time, Him says, Him will ax if accuser tasted alleged turd to see if it truly was fecal material. THEN, how them know ? Do them eat shit often ?? Might them be a crap connoisseur ???

Mother of Pearl Him say in disgust.

It full moon so Him accpects some such 'anomilies.'

Him summoning Sunita at this time. Prolly more ‘to-does’. Sunita berry, berry glad Him too busy to demand pleasuring. Berry, berry, beery glad Sunita on other side of planet.

Oh well. It IS a job. More than Him have.

Bye-bye