Stupid Bowl LI Fixed

From Stupid Bowl in Houston, TX, USA, this Guillermo S with LI report, commentary and blistering morning after sporting report. Don’t wait for the film at 11, the time is NOW.

What an affair. Started out good. Nicely Brady & Bleochick get slathered, wrapped up & tied with bow.

But game not over until fat ladies sing. Lady goo-goo at half-way time, ouch. Sanchez HAVE TO look away. What a mess.

First, evidence & proof game fixed.

Since when ‘holding’ penalty result in first base ? Sanchez hold lots of times & never get to first base.

Maybe three (3) times officials aka referees give Patsies first down because Falacies holding on thrid down. Sanchez wanna know what these ‘downs’ all about anyway ?

Anyway, these allow Patsies to keep ball and keep play but they still no score. Sanchez get that part.

Then, very late, situation is 3rd and one and Falcoons they pass ! Fail to pass and big mistake. HUGE momentum shift. They let Patsies back in game. This Sanchez feel this compelling evidence someone pulling strings in stupid bowl. Probably clintonistas.

Sanchez get call late from Boss. Get down to Houston and cover the game. OK

Sanchez grab pencil, crayons, paper & water bottle and start hitch-hiking down I-45 thinking game start at noon. Sometime Lord work in funny ways. Got there just in time.

And more other news from sports world. PGA pro Steve Bowditch arrested for ‘extreme DUI’ in AZ.

Article says BA content .204 %. Hey, NEWSFLASH … Bowditch from Oz !!

This level considered normal there. Him in town for Wasted Management event. Miss cut with 74-74. Not bad for Sanchez but you think booze involved ? Hey Bow, miss cut = no payday.

Boss have one of his balls for Colonial in collection. Ball must be worth MUCH MORE this morning Sanchez thinking.

OK. Got to go.

Contributions from 'Will write for food' cardboard sign allow for Sanchez to travel in style. Him buy bus ticket back to big D, take day off.

What a country. Life are good.