Dean & DeLuca Invitational 5.24.17
The Pro-am. Day I. A perfectly gorgeous morning. Up early, coffeed up, a stroll outside to check see if a jacket was necessary which it wasn’t. So I was off early and pumped up for a big day and as you will see it was not a disappointed,
The Pro for the Pro-am was Paul Casey and the prime & major image is me & Paul taken after the round on 18 green. This is the second time I was with Paul during the tournament and he was nice enough.
Also got another signed ball and his caddie Johnnie who Paul introduced as Johnnie Longstockings for his long aka high socks. It sounded funny with his British accent.
Johnnie was cool too. We spoke a couple of times. He lived in London and had caddied and was still friendly with Duffy Waldorf. He was also fairly intelligent and engaging when the opportunity for conversation presented itself.
The amateurs were just that.
Gabriel Fong had California written all over him. Probably San Fran. He beared a strong resemblance to Lt Sulu aka George Takei of Star Trek fame. His facial features were wide and inviting and some of his body movements were just a little too fluid & swishy for my comfort and he moved more like a dancer that a normal male athlete if you can see where I am going.
Weinburg was most masterful extricating himself from sand bunkers. The portly middle-aged white male had some trouble getting thru the ball due to his girth but that was ok. Otherwise he was unspectacular.
Jeffrey Needham was a wanna-bee. A wb what was tbd/work in process. He hit a few good shots but overall was very forgettable. His game needs lots of work. And while we’re at it a haircut & shave the graying beard.
The fourth player Goppfartth was as awkward as his name. He had hitches similar to Sir Charles Barkley and was hard to watch for a long time OR even a short time for fear of catching one of his bad swing habits.
Also from the Pro-am this day ...
Jordan Speith signs autographs for fans between 9th green & 10 tee.
Our group had finished and were making our way back to the volunteer center when we noticed the huge crowd surrounding the 9th green.
Karen & I decided to wait and let the Murray-Speith entourage pass right in front of us which they did.
The seedy underside of 'fans' was not pretty.
Comedian Bill Murray showed up again for the Pro-am. He worked the crowd like a Master and a full account of this day and antics were published in the Fort Worth Star-telegram.
Check it out.
Autographed ball from Paul.
Just an all-around fun day.
The Real Show starts tomorrow.
In other news, Fox on the in-room telly was ALL OVER this latest Manchester bombing (over & over & over) which I had on in the background paying attention with one ear & one eye. President Trump said made good strong comments but one of his chief advisers called the ‘extremists’ aka terrorists ‘cowards’. AT LAST.
Someone with the testy’s large enough to tell it like it is.
These people that blow up innocents ARE cowards. Not monsters or even ‘evil’. They ‘like’ those terms because the inspire fear which is their game.
SO WHAT’S YOUR ANSWER OGO ?
Thank YOU for asking Sandy from Salt Lake City.
For EVERY innocent victim, take 100 prisoners from US prisons. They wouldn’t even have to be Muslims but just have the overall look. They shouldn’t be that difficult to round up. This would serve to reduce the prison population as well and eliminate future upkeep of these pukes.
Load up a C-5A with these jokers. A C-5A is a very large US Air Force transport plane. Tell them all they are going home and take off.
So load it up to beyond full and serve them drinks, food booze whatever they want. Let them THINK they are free & living large.
Chart a course to start at the north end of the Great Barrier Reef and start pushing them out of the plane at low tide one at a time about every 500 meters.
But BEFORE they jump out, take a picture of their faces as they exit the plane realizing they will be landing in shark infested waters.
Then post the pictures on the internet with the faces of shock as they prepare to meet the 70-some virgins that are waiting. I mean EVERY ONE of their faces.
We do this a low tide so there will be plenty of sharks to clean up the mess. Most will be shitting their pants and die before they hit the water but by this point, who cares ?
I think this would be fun to watch and have the desired effect. It is worth trying as not much else has worked up to this point. Reverse psychology or backhanded ‘terrorism’.
And one final note.
Over 200 years ago, US President Thomas Jefferson SMASHED the Muslims. Seems they were murdering, slaughtering and butchering (beheading), now pay attention, women AND children. This is NOT new and shows that cowardice is a trend and modus opernedi for these pukes.
‘Evil losers’ is even too kind.
Class dismissed.
