Ate S 2017
No sooner do I post previous entry than the cup runneth over with new, fresh material. Reports of phools making phake news. I am simply NOT GETTING IT. As I once told FB, in a moment of parental wisdom, apparently there are many, MANY more slow news days than first thought.
This confirms it …
And look at some other hot links embedded … por favor …
And here’s the attitude …
GIVE ME A BREAK !!
This is EXACTLY WHY I have divorced myself completely whenever possible from ALL & ANY media which covertly or blatantly regurgitates advertising OR commercials.
All they want, all THEY truly really, REALLY want is to SUCK your money (BTW hard earned money in my case anyway) out of your pocket and into theirs.
That could be enough and all the knowledge & enlightenment for one day but WAIT.
THERE’S MORE.
In the on-going effort to improve life by eliminating unnecessary keystrokes, I have taken abbreviating the months once again to make reporting & documenting dates more … what ? Efficient ? Socially acceptable ? Consistent ?
Put your own label on it. I said it was OK.
In every case, like 75% (9/12), months can be shortened to a single keystroke. The issues only spring up with J for January, June & July. Here is the thought process and I KNOW you WILL AGREE with me.
January, first month, could be, maybe, should be ‘Ja’ but ALWAYS REMEMBER the Mission Statement. So knock off or out the ‘a’ January abbreviation becomes the lone J.
WHAT ABOUT JUNE & JULY ?
Would you kindly WAIT a moment & let me finish Monty the Moron from Montana or Monica from Misery, AK ? I can’t hardly distinguish between …
Since June is first, it becomes OFFICIALLY ‘Ju’. The second character preferably is a vowel first.
WELL WHAT ABOUT JULY OGO ?
You simply are not going to left me finish are you Oh Simple One (OSO) ?
WE'RE PRESSED FOR TIME RECALL ...
July WILL BE ‘Jy’. Recalling ‘y’ can be a vowel unless you’re a therapist at which time it becomes a short, probing, open-ended question & session starter.
WHAT ABOUT MARCH & MAY SMARTY PANTS ?
Idiot. Like I don’t have this covered ?
March is simply the single-stroke ‘M’. No ‘a’ or secondary character needed.
For the proper & correct designation for the month of May we are going to open a poll.
WHY ?
Linda from Charleston !! You flaming moronic therapist & serial bride/wife (4x).
The poll is ‘Should the month of May be designated ‘Ma’ or ‘My’ ?
Can you see the absolute dilemma here ? This is exactly why in an instance such as this a poll is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.
So send in your VOTE along with your paid subscription which is PAST DUE.
I got to go.
There is/are activities much more pressing than entertaining Bill Nation aka The phlock. Not capped, and I think I am going to try to eliminate ‘f’ from the language next. This is or WILL BE a huge effort.
Tenant issues and property management at 811, a bike ride, OFF all day today and most of tomorrow as well closing Saturday night. Always a BLAST for those of us THD considers apparently lifeless.
Can’t wait for this little gig (HD) to end. But next week we get the profit sharing sales bonus !!
Regardless, hopefully it ends soon before patients expires.
Bill out, chilling out.
