J one-five MMXVIII

Mystery Guest writer revealed, intern, acting political correspondent, budding pundit.

Reporting from the land of the free, home of the brave … where the deer & the antelope pray. And everyone else should two, this Y.O. Ming. This true, I one of the last standing & functioning members of famous dynasty. More bio fun facts & profile later. And no, Ming NOT on facebook.

I very preased to finally complete agonizing & brutal negotiations of accept final offer for this position. New Boss berry, berry tough. But more on Him later to.

My job as I understand is too report of politics & news in a more fair & unbiased means than current fake, false or faux news media. Which one you like ? Y.O. like faux. Like ‘fo u’.

Anyway, Ming often to many times seldom easily distracted. Digress to.

Boss also want final last look at Ming work in an editor fashion while on probation. Him serious. Him hate media, especially hate commercials and Him REALLY HATE self-proclaimed talking head ‘experts’ that spout nothing but loud ‘opinion’ over & over & over & over again. He tell Ming in meeting last week press spit venom like king cobra.

But Ming R-E-S-P-E-C-T just that and actually ADMIRE Boss for it. Him truly Great American. Just look at His heroes. Him tell Ming he learn about forgotten original American writer, satire, wit, ‘EVERYTHING’, like Sam Clements. You no maybe Mark Twain. Big fav with Boss.

Anyway, some headlines … ‘Drats boycotting SoU address over shithole remarks’. Ming say ‘good’. Them not want to show signs of working anyway. Bad for image to be seen in the chambers.

Ming afraid there two much, WAY TWO much material for mention here in 60 minutes or 1000 words.

Clock ticking.

Another quickie … ‘Former cRep chairman say term ‘shithole’ comment prove the President a ‘racist.’’ NEWSFLASH … only proves President talks like everyone else.

RESEARCH … while doing my due dirigence, Ming find many interesting & intriguing material for action-pack spy thriller. Some two stupid to be made up. Like there actually IS a WABAC machine.

It is named after the ‘wayback machine’ of Mr Peabody & Sherman. Ming no joking here. Look it up. As He say, CAN’T MAKE UP some of this stuff.

BUT WHAT ABOUT RUSSIAN DOSSIER ?

Barbara from garland a life-long D-rat, political NIA (no it all), the trail will lead back to the D-rat ‘machines’ of Clinton & Obama. It happening already. Just get out of your little bubble and get a glimpse of youtube news. It ALL garbage.

WAKE UP ... SMELL MANAGERS SPECIAL DAYS OLD SUSHI POR FAVOR !!

But here what Boss find so funny & share with Ming in strategy meeting. Thomas Jefferson, P-III, had SAME ISSUES with press. (Press shape-shifted fast forward to now all ‘media’).

History has seen this before. Thomas Jefferson seldom if ever paid any attention to the press. In a letter to a young citizen seeking advice in a career founding & running a newspaper, Jefferson took the opportunity to issue a detailed reply. Were a newspaper broken down into four parts, Jeff wrote, the first & largest part by far would be lies and of little real value. The second part would be half-truths and subject to debate while the third would be strictly the editors opinions. The fourth part, the thinnest section of the four by far would be the truth. This he wrote in a letter which he answered all of but most only briefly. This one was an exception.

The people whining & complaining need to let President Trump do the job that the PEOPLE elected him to do. He PROMISED to drain the swamp & he is DOING IT. OK, he crosses some lines of decorum every now & then and some of those countries are shitholes. NEWSFLASH: Have you heard Mrs Clinton toss around eff-bombs ? And what is her body count up to now ? And she was almost president ... TWICE.

Did you see where a noted thoracic surgeon’s death in NY was ruled a suicide ? This doctor had been to Haiti (shithole) and complained LOUDLY about the conditions, the LACK of supplies & resources which apparently the Clinton foundation took offense to. He killed himself with a KNIFE. Ming think this just a little fishy.

Back to history, none other than Ben Franklin was most mischievous writing ‘propaganda’ in pamphlets the ‘media’ in his day under a pseudonym (false name or faux). He worked up the locals to.

So in 200 years, NOT MUCH has changed.

The media (press) bashes the President so much so that one wonders who in their RIGHT MIND would even WANT such a job.

Ming no answer. Egomaniacs, deviants, pedophiles & perverts. The sick, power hungry, self-serving elitists that feel entitled to live the high life on the taxpayer’s dime.

Trump draing swamp ok. More like cesspool or ever sewer. You got a problem with shithole ? Wait til you see the shitstorm.

This Y.O. Ming, til next time.

Good night Chet.