30 S 2018

Sanchez reporting from Paris, France and Ryder Cup matches but not for long. Get call from Boss in USA. Him say get out of there (here) for matches over. Him such a miser. Even pull plug on credit cards so Sanchez eating & sleeping on street. No big deal for Sanchez for he can deal.

By time you get this, Sanchez winging way over Atlantic or as new friend Arigatu from Tokyo say, Adrantic, heading for next assignment.

WHAT ?

That right. Boss pull Sanchez out of gay Parry and tell head to Fort Worth on Red Eye for NCAA event at Colonial CC.

Lucky for Sanchez he have experience living on streets and with wits. Him spent night in Eifel tower. Elevator. Going up and down ALL NIGHT. Not bad as as sounds. Long night before in bars with sign ‘Will right for spare change’ and strange stories from Ryder Cup.

Restaurants open berry early SO I’m get there and transit to Chuck DeGaulle aeropuerto so to watch rest of matches.

Boss spot on. Him uber savvy with observations and predictions. Here quick recap of unfolding.

Pretty much spot on what him call for in LAST REPORT. Sanchez invent new word for this. UNcanny.

Eldrick Wood comes up small AGAIN. Local report in paper him quoted him say him ‘PISSED OFF’.

Shade of class and former cowboy star Dion ‘Prime Time’ Sanders. Profanity true mark of a hero.

No sense kicking this dog when him down. One ‘COMMENT’ say him run out of steroids which helped him win tour event last week. Make Captain Furyk look like fool. Poor JIm.

Speaking of Captain Jim. Send condolences and sympathy card. Sanchez say this what happen when a ‘follower’ suddenly thrust into a ‘leadership’ position. Words come to mind ... appearances of being clueless, hapless & hopeless.

To his credit, Furyk handled self with a modicum of class at least which same not said AT ALL for would knot.

The European team outplayed and outcoached the AMERICANS in the THRASHING. Here Sanchez closing shots while at gate waiting for plane. Over Adrantic while you sleep.

Biggest busts: Americans: Woods. Furyk gets reprieve because he not play HOWEVER bears some fault for picking woods for team. Certainly better players with more talent and potential abailable.

Jordan Spieth star not shine too bright. Blown out in one match SEVERELY. First-timers get a little slack but Bubba Watson ? Come on !! Hey Bubba, mixed nuts on this flight. Get on. Him still a nut case.

Patrick Reed. Another bust. But notice him play with ‘idol’ woods and accomplish nada. Him paired with Spieth last time, they at least win BIG TIME and BIG STORY line. Here this time Furyk make THAT bad pairing not once but TWICE with disasterous results.

Phil, him time come and now done. Play in last Cup. Him be great Captain in next few years Sanchez say and take that to the credit union (aka bank).

Still Stars: Ian Poulter. European workhorse once again rose to the occasion. Justin Rose, Rory Mc played with class even when defeated. Hey woods, PAY ATTENTION to grace & class.

Paul Casey also knows quiet class.

Sanchez think Tom Fleetwood get BIG BOOST/ ALL boost from Frank Molinari. When the two paired, they win and win big. In singles, Franco STILL win and Fleets suddenly, ‘tired.’

So that it.

WAIT !! SO WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO ON THIS NEW NEXT ASSIGNMENT?

By the time you read this Sanchez prolly be working in Fort Worth covering NCI, an NCAA Invitational golf event at Colonial CC.

Oh, oh. Calling flight starting to load.

Maybe Sanchez make report manana. No telling with jet lag. Here’s hoping Boss turn credit card back on. American crowds much tougher giving up coins and elevators not good for sleeping like Eifel Tower.

Sanchez out.