Dec 10

Astute peeps and regulars will instantly pick up from the date that your writer has more time this day then the previous report.

WHY ?

Well you dim-witted therapist, look at the keystokes.

TWO EXTRA KEYSTROKES ? I DON’T SEE HOW THAT SHOULD BE A CLUE.

That proves my point that you ARE 100%, certifiably ‘clueless’.

Vinnie Van Gogh no less said that ‘Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.’

Unbeknownst to the ROW some artists really have a keen insight on things and can truly have their fecal material neatly piled and rolled without stapling or folding.

That is why I am ‘proud’ to be an artist. I ‘see’ things that the bubble people for the infinite number of reasons do not see and are clueless of.

I can tell you that I am working on plans as always.

LIKE WHAT?

Well, avoiding Full disclosure, for starters, meaningful New Years resolutions for one.

Another is blog material and the good news here is the barrel or bottom is NO WHERE in sight.

Are you ready? New character alert.

Last night I had a celebratory night out and dinner with Jean Jeannie.

OOOOO … JUICEY …!!

It started rough but first, some history or back story.

I had the monster show at Tupps on Saturday and was (am) well ahead on all Holiday aka year end schedules and activities. Why not continue the giddy hangover and burn some of those new-found rupees and evaporated some of the discretionary income?

So I rubs the bottle and phuff, out pops Jeannie smiling like a reptile.

I got to the meet up point early and first. Upon her arrival, I suggested then we decided there were better places to eat so with dueling smartphones we made a short list of one which was mutually agreeable and when we got there was closed. By the health department. Too bad.

OMG. WEREN’T YOU THE LEAST EMBARRASSED?

Nope. Not in the least. The website was WRONG. I knew this meant a NEW challenge finding a mutually agreeably place to eat.

WHY DIDN’T SHE JUST WRINKLE HER NOSE ?

I am LMAO … moron. This is reality and NOT telly.

We ended up at a sushi joint in McK. The host/greeter/waiter I would have liked her to wrinkle her nose at to remove the annoying floppy hair and comical earrings but that’s another story.

We had a good time and much fun. Then it was the time, chore and effort to get her back into the bottle. Difficult for sure but very handy for next time.

Todays game plan is more relaxed right now however subject to change as always. I was up early with the ‘strange or new restaurant blues’ accompanied by obligatory bowel movement. I figured I would just stay up and resume the attack and begin the battles.

First checking the weather, I was slightly shocked to see ‘rain and snow’. SNOW !!

This got my attention and snapped me to my senses for I was not ready. I next looked closely at the temperatures and knew someone had fallen asleep at the switch and the ‘SNOW’ would be ephemeral.

After a brief break to go downstairs to refill the coffee cup, the castle had gotten noticeably cooler so now I am thinking a small fire, a short workout and the knit watch cap to allow for better focus and concentration.

I circled the bases yesterday touching them all. Highlights included fulfilling an appointment in Richardson for a much-needed haircut. I was beginning to resemble a homeless person.

Touched a base in North Dallas and picked up the bottle of Bill’s Blueberry Lightning Cordial. The very rare bottle of Estate Reserve inital release that was left at FB’s. She sent it this direction with her in-laws. They were experiencing a minor delay at the gate departing for La.

Next base was commando shopping. Again slightly celebratory, with a dollop of necessity. I was nearly out of limoncello so I made a quick stop at ‘Liquor Depot’.

I cannot understand two associates aimlessly roaming the aisles, NO CUSTOMERS, one (me) walks in and I have to APPROACH the one looking most alert and ax for help.

We find the limoncello and right next to it a bottle of Patron LIME liquer. Bought smallest bottlel on impulse to evaluate. I stopped by the Maker’s Mark shelf and the 1.75s were below the ‘buy’ point of $50 if 49.95 qualifies. Held off or this purchase as I can wait until Christmas as this is USUALLY a gift now that the children have jobs and are working.

They had a ‘special’ release called 'Justify' that I found exceptionally well marketed. Emerald green wax, black label and waxed seal stamped ‘2018’ to commemorate Triple Crown winning horse by that name. I liked it, almost bought it as an ‘investment’ but did NOT think it was $89.99 ‘special’.

I’m THINKING hook this sucker as I already own one such speculation bottle for the 2017 Astros WS with Blue and Orange wax that S2 started to open then came to his senses. Before I had to reprimand him.

I could see Poor Richard opening one under similar circumstamces.

Heading for home I made a stop at Fiesta and they had champurarda. THEE best. DO NOT attempt making it yourself at home. I tried and you simply cannot do it.

Absolutely divine, thick, rich and a very filling breakfast substitute.

I purchased a kilo (1kg) of yerba mate. Very cool label on the bag which will be the image of the day so I won’t have to describe it further as I am rapidly approaching 1000 (1 kilo-word) limit.

Also on the game plan for today is art work filling the Christmas order.

I am now almost dreading the trip out to the boneyard for wood for the sign. I sent the customer six (6) designs via email on Sunday and I need to follow up with her and see if it got thru, have any questions or I need to resend. As ‘smart’, whiz-bang and technology are advertised, it often fails and/or simply does NOT work. The email with attachment could have been turned around at a firewall OR perhaps ‘redirected’ to a spam folder which it clearly is not.

Another issue with this trannie (transaction) is I checked paypal and it appears only $50 of the $100 was deposited. I mean Whisky Tango Foxtrot WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THAT?

AND FINALLY, must stop at the credit union and exchange five (5) 20’s for a $100. I am making a statement AGAINST the new twenty-dollar bills here Fans and you should join. MY CAMPAIGN is to stop using them.

BUT WHY?

Apparently someone ‘leaked’ the new 20 and Yours truly just happened to see the image.

Folks, I am APPALLED. If you have not seen it, the ‘proposed’ new twenty-dollar bill WILL HAVE an image instead of a dead president a very angry black women. I am thinking (AGAIN) what BETTER WAY to show America as the great melting pot?

I propose Bill Clinton or even Mom’s Mabley.

CLINTON’S NOT DEAD.

Have you seen a recent picture? I heard he had aids and BELIEVE it. Put THAT picture on the 20 or the new $3 COIN.

Besides, I THINK that could be arranged. Ask his Mrs or Epstein.

I got to write to President T and offer him a truly worthy item for his campaign to spin up.

OMG AGAIN. WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?

Currency reform.

HUH ?

See what I mean? Details next time.

Must run now.

Limited out (maxed) at 1 kw (kilo-word).

More next time. Send money.