XI Feb XXI

A Thursday. The BRUTAL cold continues. The blinds are down for mental health considerations. The heat is on warming the castle. I THINK I have sufficient quantities of the essential necessities to avoid traveling out or leaving the grounds at all. The Plan is work on the many various projets artistiques currently underway and after making a list have added a couple more of the ‘fine art’ variety.

HOW DID THE INTERVIEW GO WITH THE HOUSEKEEPING CANDIDATE?

It went well.

I have started this entry, going upstairs to workout quickly and return to finish writing and finally posting.

I have the title for my next NYT best-seller. It will be called The Female Dimension and be a broad spectrum scatter shooting of or better stated AT the other real gender. Everything from ’broads’ as Sam Spade or Phillip would say…to femme fatals and as many tweeners as allowed for pages alotted. And I am thinking, THINKING of an appendix for trannies.

WHICH WAY?

That’s a surprisingly intelligent question coming from you. You’re showing signs of some yet-to-be determined attribute. I like that.

IFFEN I decide to include such nonsense, it will or should be bi-directional. Of course.

OF COURSE.

I mean one must be fair in such endeavors. At all times.

OF COURSE.

Stay tuned for early release opportunities on this one.

While listening to a program on the old time radio app, a hilarious commercial played that got me rolling on the floor.

‘Johnny Plugchak’ for autolight spark plugs' … I wonder if there is a relationship there … perhaps from the Old Country? I obviously improvised on the spelling to fit my needs.

SO HOW DID THE INTERVIEW GO WITH THE PROSPECTIVE DOMESTIC GO?

You’re going to have to hold on for that one. I am thinking maybe, MAYBE chapter XVIII. Perhaps earlier if it fits into the FLOW. Keep in mind this is in the very early stages like Planning. But here is a small teaser sample.

THE FEMALE DIMENSION:

Chapter x

The Iceberg Factor: Always Beware

I saw a bumper sticker one time but perhaps I lie. It may have been a tee-shirt.

‘No matter how good she may look, always remember some poor bastard somewhere has died, ended up in jail or simply got tired of putting up with her shit.'

I’m thinking now it was probably a tee-shirt. (That's a lot of words to read on a bumper sticker while driving and could create a safety hazard come to think ot it. I am STILL all about safety. (yawn))

MORAL to the Story:

DO NOT BE dazzled by the 15% that is showing.

DO NOT be drawn in by a silken mane, face paint applied ala Rembrandt, etc.

ALWAYS RECALL the Titanic in such cases. Well-placed her 85% will rip a savage hole and send you to the bottom.

IFFEN you’re lucky, you’ll get a 'get out of jail card' OR simply collect $200.

Do not, DO NOT, under any circumstances spend that $200 or even take it to the bank unless and until it is firmly in your hand.

Wiser advice has never been given.

SO IT DIDN’T GO WELL?